Welcome to the world of blogging me. Yay.
After much convincing from people whose opinions I may value a teensy bit, I have decided to save some trees, take pen away from paper and put fingers to plastic keys. I may also consider putting fingers to other devices as well but baby steps into the world of technology for now. Don't get me wrong; there are at least eight computers, four gaming consoles, two iPods and a smartphone or two in my home. Why you ask? I don't know. It is what it is. Sometimes a girl just has to exercise... First it was the Wii Fit, then came Jillian "bitch" Michaels, Your Shape for the Kinect and now back to Jillian Michaels. "Why not go outside?" you may ask. Fuck you, it's cold and it rains a lot where I am. I don't mind the rain; I was born and raised in it but sometimes an umbrella can be cumbersome and I don't want the frizzies.
So... who will read this? Me. And really, that's all that matters, right? I need an outlet for my distaste of all things human. If I don't write it down, I'll save it up and eventually I will be that bastard on the bridge with a gun threatening to jump. People will be angry as I am holding up traffic but they will also be secretly delighted that they are not as messed up as "Crazy Girl" on the edge. In the end, they missed a few hours of their boring job, the cops "rescued" me from certain death and we're all happy again. Oh and I may be famous for three minutes on the news but I will be nameless and dismissed as a police incident. What's the point? I'll write instead..
On an awesome note... I just did a spell check and there were no mistakes except for the intentional. Go Me!
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