15 February 2012

Sometimes...

....I miss my dog when we are not together. Is that weird?


...I wonder why people drive Hummers. When you think about it, it's a fancy name for a blowjob and it holds the same amount of stuff as a Honda Fit.



...I also wonder what happened to Neneh Cherry. Did the buffalo stop standing around and finally stampede over her?

...And finally.... Am I allowed to hit dumb people with my new cast iron frying pans?

1 comment:

  1. I too miss my dog when we're apart which is why I'm home for lunch sneaking a cuddle.

    Hummers... ridiculous vehicle and as for blow jobs...

    Neneh Cherry... not given it a second thought.

    Dumb people... get in line behind me for the frying pan slap-a-thon!!

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