Today is International Go Topless Day. Yes, please, take a moment and absorb what I just said. Now I'm going to say it again...International Go Topless Day. This is a real thing. Apparently women are fighting for equal topless rights. We've earned the right to vote, wear pants, marry other women (in some places), have abortions, be people, serve on juries, use birth control, receive equal pay, get an education, and not be raped by our husbands. We've worked so hard for over a century to be taken seriously by lawmakers and men and this is what we've come to... International Go Topless Day.
I say a big "go fuck yourselves" to these women. I support this movement about as much as a training bra supports DD breasts. It's not because I'm a prude, it's not because I'm anti-women; I refuse to support this because saggy tits scare me. There, I said it. Unless you have perfectly formed B cup boobs, I don't wanna see 'em. I don't care if they nourish our children, if they are naturally beautiful or whatever other bullshit spin the "women's rights" organisations put on it, I really do find breasts revolting. Disclaimer... I LOVE cleavage. Leaving a little to the imagination goes a long way for both sexes.
Even more amusing? We already have the right to go topless in Canada and most states in America. Middle Eastern women can't even go out in public without their faces covered so I'm thinking that's a lost cause. In a lot of African countries, toplessness is the norm and I'm pretty sure Europeans invented topless beaches. So again, what exactly are we fighting for?
It seems as though we have nothing left to bitch about so now we are focused on something so irrelevant and stupid it begs the question, what next? I'm having a hard time coming up with an answer but I'm sure my local "women's rights" chapter will come up with something even more absurd than this.
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Didn't realize ol' Claude was still at it. Nice work on his part keeping in the news.
ReplyDeleteThe real comedy isn't so much the dude/Raelien thing as is the trend in gays/women/whomever to demand official sanctioning from their oppressor/enemy for things they can effectively already do, thereby actually giving said oppressor/enemies more power rather than securing themselves more rights.
Actually, "we" all do it. Oh pleaaase Nazi Pigs x-ray me and probe my butt and make me wait in line and pay extra fees to keep me safe even though I was already safe in the first place.
Dumb sheep pissing in the collective pool. So, yeah, I totally agree perfectly formed B cups should be freed!