• “I don’t want to work in the same area all of the time!” Well boo-fucking-hoo, you have to do your job where the company tells you to. I’m pretty sure this is the case with most employers and employees. I know I spend most of my day in a 9’ x 12’ room surrounded by cardboard. Think about that and get back to me.
• “Now you’re just being lazy” REALLY?!? Have you fucking met me? I get paid a third of your wage to bust my educated ass all day catering to your goddamn needs. Why don’t we take that lazy and shove it up your ass and then you can actually WORK to get it out.
• “I don’t like the work I have to do today” Well neither do I motherfucker but alas, we have to pay for our lifestyle. You chose your job so shut the fuck up and do it.
• “*********** appreciation BBQ” Where’s the BBQ for me? Don’t I deserve some recognition for the work I do? No? Well fucksox! I’m filing a grievance now. Oh wait...it’s not a fucking option for me.
• “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” Go home to your wife, mother, girlfriend, boyfriend, whoever and have them change your diaper and shove the soother back in your mouth because I can honestly say, “It’s not my job.”
The moral of the story is, if you don’t like your job, find something else or stop fucking bitching. I don’t want to hear about it and I have NO FUCKING SYMPATHY for your overpaid ass.
Yessssssssssss!!!!
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