What's your theme song?

As I sit around rearranging music files on my computer, I was forced to ask myself, "OQA, if you had a theme song, what would it be?" I took some time to think about it and came up with Pork and Beans by Weezer. The song is rockin' and the lyrics might describe me just a little bit:


They say

I need some Rogaine
To put in my hair
Work it out at the gym
To fit my underwear
Oakley makes the shades
That transform a tool
You'd hate
For the kids to think
That you lost your cool

I'mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain't got a thing
To prove to you
I'll eat my candy
With the pork and beans
Excuse my manners
If I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear
The clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy
With the me inside
One look in the mirror
And I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot
About what you think

Everyone likes to dance

To a happy song
(Hey, hey)
With a catchy chorus and beat
So they can sing along
(Hey, hey)
Timbaland knows the way
To reach the top of the charts
Maybe if I work with him
I can perfect the art

No I don't care
I don't care

With the exception of needing Rogaine, this is it folks. I do what I want, when I want and how I want. I really don't give two shits about your opinion unless we are having a healthy, intelligent debate. 

Some may say this attitude has lost me a lot of friends and you would be right. However, I have since replaced those people with people that genuinely understand and respect me. So I say, "Fuck you!" to the people that couldn't handle it. Your loss...

Yeah, I'm dressed like a sheep with puppets on my fingers, so what?