Single, white male. Tall, fit, brunette, European descent. Chiseled features, full lips and brown eyes that tell you the story before it's been spoken. A voice that sings a masculine song while soothing your worries and assuaging your fears.
Great friend whose attributes are endless; honest, friendly, open-minded and smart. He looks out for his friends and rarely passes judgement. Self-made man that despises work but understands its worth. Educated in economics, politics and finance. This anti-Fascist, bass playing night-owl enjoys hiking, tennis and intelligent debates and feels if you are not sweating, you are not living.
He has a strong appreciation of the arts and can hold his own in a discussion about theatre, visual art, music, literature and even dance. He won't embarrass you in front of your friends with talk of bodily functions and he may even impress your parents.
His future mate must be able to keep up with him both intellectually and physically. A propensity toward music and a general hatred of the current taxation system will score you some major points as well. Extra monkey points if you are over 5'7" without heels. Loves fellow brunettes but also appreciates blondes; on the fence about redheads.
Act now ladies, this one won't be on the market for too much longer! And I promise every word is true.
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