...when I park my car at Wal-Mart.
I hate Wal-Mart, a lot. I felt like an asshole just parking my car in the parking lot today. Imagine my horror when I am riding my bike back to the car and see this atrocity parked beside it!
Really? A plain old Jesus lovin' bumper sticker wouldn't suffice? I was tempted to write a letter from Jesus and attach it to the windshield but I was feeling lazy.
This is one of many reasons I hate Wal-Mart; it caters to nutters like this. Obviously there are more important reasons not to like Wal-Mart such as:
- they are unconscionable union-busters
- they crush small businesses wherever they go
- men make more money than women even when they don't deserve it
- employees don't even make a living wage
- racist bastards they are
Let's not forget how fucking ugly Wal-Mart is.. Just the name alone is ugly! You throw a "Mart" on the end of anything and it is instant distaste for me. The actual store appearance is quite disturbing; a big, ugly fucking box. It's depressing to look at even with the new "sunshine" thing they have added to the signage. It screams despair! Further to the ugliness of the building, you get the parking lot turned trailer park at night! Motorhomes, camper vans, MY CAR and rusted shopping carts are some of the thing you will find in the lot. You know that when you go in there it will smell of baby shit and disinfectant, unwashed clothes and McDonald's grease, rubber and plastic. Appetising! It's a wonder anybody can actually eat at the attached McShits.
Don't even get me started on the people.... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/
I know that not all the people are like this and I am pretty damn sure I am acquainted with Wal-Mart shoppers. To each their own, right? However, I urge you to do a little research and find out what your local Wal-Mart has done to your community. I promise you will not be happy with the results.
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